Is someone trying to tell me something... and if so, what?

First, I need to say to Kelly - I got the tag, I will work on it this week and will have it up before the end of the week.

Also, Johan turned 3 this past Friday and got the cutest birthday present, but my camera is in the shop, so I want to post about it, but I am going to have to wait until my camera comes back, or until I can snag Andre's or Jordan's camera when they arent looking.

When I am checking one of my email accounts, I always love to check out my SPAM folder. It is always full of interesting things, and I wonder why certain things are sent to me.

Things that I have gotten in my spam folder today, Sunday, March 30, 2008 between the hours of 4:00 PM and 10:05PM

• I can get any vehicle I choose, no matter what my payment history is. Ok, I think I would like to get my dream truck then. My ford F350 crew cab dually. With a sound system in it too. Yum.
  
• I too can be an EBAY millionaire. Well I will need that money to put gas in my 350.
• I have an offer to get free business cards - 3 different times. Maybe I need the business cards to get my EBAY stuff out there?
• 2 more any vehicles I want no matter what my payment history is. I have my F350, so I guess I will take a Toyota Tundra
  
  and a Mitsubisha Montero Sport
  
  for my other two. (im sorry, did you just call me a redneck? Well thank you, I do seem to have redneck tendencies with my trucks)
• Blockbuster really really really wants me to use them to get movies (unlimited!) online with a free 2 week trial. No thanks, I am already online more than enough.
• I can view sexy black singles, I can flirt with sexy singles, flirt with more sexy singles, and Melissa is inviting me to check out her pictures. Well seeing as how I am married, I don't really need to flirt with or view anyone - single, married, ugly or sexy.
• I have been selected as a Mystery shopper for the month of March (um, that ends tomorrow) AND for the month of April. Wow how did I get so lucky? I wonder if KFC will let me take off to do this. I hope it is Mystery Shopping for some new glasses at a high price store. I need some new glasses. I want some red ones, or some different funky ones.
• POLICE OFFICERS ARE NEEDED IN MY AREA. Hmmm, does that mean the crime level is going up? Its a good thing I am moving then.
• Financial Aid for any education program that I am looking for. Do they have financial aid for me if I want to become a basket weaver?
• Oh another chance to flirt with sexy singles.
• My credit score has been updated twice, if I could jsut email them with my SS# and my information to verify that I am the owner of said information, they can release the updated information to me. I will get right on that. So glad that people are looking out for my credit score.
• $1500 into my bank account within the hour. TWICE. I guess I could use that $3000 to buy me some new clothes so that I look good in my new vehicles.
• If I am a woman between the age of 24 and 54 then I am wanted. For what?
• Scholarships are available in my area for nurses.
• And I can work filling out surveys for cash, while I am studying to be a nurse.
• Am I ready for the worlds FIRST social dating site?
• Work from home doing easy work, processing rebates. I can process rebates all day. Send me the rebate checks, and I will process them right into my bank account thank you.
• Pink Diet Patch people need my help. I know I am fat, but you dont have to send me emails, sheesh.
• Laura G wants to say hello to me.
• I can get any degree up to a PHD online, and I am sure I can use my financial aid from above to pay for it.
• I can get ten (20) ring tones instantly. Yes it really says ten (20). Someone is an idiot, and for once, it isnt me.
• I can get brand name diapers for free.
• Am I interested in a house that is being foreclosed? Because they want to send me the April list of forclosed homes. Um, we arent even in April yet.
• I can vote today for the November election. Um, I thought the November election was in November. Am I missing something?
• This just in. I can flirt with some sexy singles. And view pictures of hot asian women.

Man, so many oportunities, and so little time. And now you know why I have 3 different email addresses, and why I only use one for when I fill out stuff online.